Definitions by Umbilicus

APOCALYPSE 

A CATACLYSMIC END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED. A STATE OF ENDLESS SADNESS BECAUSE OF A COMPLETE END OF A SPECIAL AND INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE. A COMPLETE AND HOPELESS END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED

A MIDDLE AGED MAN HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** WHEN HE LOST **THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON** IN HIS LIFE

APOCALYPSE by Umbilicus September 20, 2023

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA 

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA by Umbilicus July 21, 2023

CRY-ARRHEA

TEARS PROFUSELY FLOWING FROM YOUR EYES AFTER AN UNEXPECTED BREAKUP BETWEEN A COUPLE

JOHN DOE HAD **SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA** AFTER HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER BROKE UP WITH HIM

CRY-ARRHEA by Umbilicus June 1, 2023

LOVE OCOLYPSE 

THE COMPLETE, HORRIBLE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ONE'S LOVE LIFE

A MAN HAS SUFFERED A COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE **LOVE OCOLYPSE** FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RECOVER

LOVE OCOLYPSE by Umbilicus May 22, 2023

HEARTBREAKOLYPSE 

THE CONDITION THAT DUMPED MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WHICH WAS CAUSED BY THEIR EXS' BREAKING UP WITH THEM. THIS CONDITION WILL LAST FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SADNESS, LONELINESS, ETC AND AFFECTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

JOHN DOE IS GOING THRU A **SEVERE HEARTBREAKOLYPSE!!**

HEARTBREAKOLYPSE by Umbilicus December 10, 2022

HEARTBREAKOLYPSE 

The catastrophic and painful end to a beautiful and nurturing relationship between gay and straight couples

HE SUFFERED A **HEARTBREAKOLYPSE** THAT HE WILL FIND IT EXTREMELY HARD TO RECOVER FROM

HEARTBREAKOLYPSE by Umbilicus December 3, 2022

Broderboat

When someone is holding two dicks beside their mouth and alternating their lips backs and forth on the dicks resulting in a “der-der-der-der-der-der-der” sound.

Not to be confused with Broterboat, which is when someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern.

Sharon loves to broderboat Tyrone and Maurice.

Broderboat by Umbilicus June 15, 2021