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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Panic Buying 

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.
BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

Simon cowell 

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

Asian Lives matter 

They do.
Asian lives matter, black lives matter, White lives matter, Hispanic lives matter, Latino lives matter, Middle Eastern lives matter, All lives matter.

Toy Story 4 

The movie that ruined the whole franchise. Pixar should've stopped the franchise after Toy Story 3.
Toy Story 4 had a sad ending, that's all I'm gonna say.
Toy Story 4 by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Joe Biden is a dementia ridden butt sniffer.
Joe Biden by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Me
I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.
Hermit by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Slumber party 

"Those chicks are having a slumber party, bet they'll be having a gangbang"