Definitions by UltimateDoge
Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys
When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!
Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-
Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-
Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Pooperman
A shirt that Rosalina from SML got Jeffy to encourage him to poop in the toilet like a big boy, but instead it ended up being counter-productive as it encouraged Jeffy to poop in his pants instead.
Jeffy:Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun! Pooperman is here to save the day! *strains and poops himself* I done it daddy, I pooped.
Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.
Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.
Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.
Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.
Pooperman by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Someone pooped my pants
Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Someone pooped my pants by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Freedom of speech
Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.
I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄
Freedom of speech by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden
What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
Columbus
Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
Columbus by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021
Fallacy Nazi
Left Wing Pseudo Intellectuals who falsely accuse the opponent of commiting logical fallacies instead of engaging with the issue. You will find them on Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, Facebook and quora most of the time.
Person 1: Asian people experience racism too, not just black.
Person 2 (Cuck): Nice whataboutism.
Person 1: Aight, fallacy nazi, is that the way it's going to be?
Person 2 (Cuck): Nice whataboutism.
Person 1: Aight, fallacy nazi, is that the way it's going to be?
Fallacy Nazi by UltimateDoge June 22, 2021