Charger

Life support for electronics

My phone is currently at 1% and is on life support (charger)

by UltimateDoge May 19, 2023

Madness

The best fucking band ever!🎵🎷🎶

My favourite Madness tune is "baggy trousers".

by UltimateDoge March 06, 2021

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022

Through The Fire And Flames

Every Guitar player's worst nightmare.

Even Herman Li finds it difficult to master his own song (through the fire and flames)

by UltimateDoge October 18, 2022

Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.

Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.

by UltimateDoge April 03, 2025

Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022

Whataboutism

General comeback used by Liberal cucks to discredit someone's point about double standards.

Intelligent person: "Why do black people get away with racism and white people don't?, The media goes on a tizzy whenever a white person is racist to a black person, but not vise versa?"

Libtard- Nice whataboutism

Intelligent person: Why do women get away with hitting men, but when men hit women, the media and the public go crazy?"

Libtard: Very nice whataboutism.

by UltimateDoge March 08, 2021