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As a kid, I used to love the taste of calpol.
Calpol by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022

Sonic The Werehog 

Me: Plays Sonic Unleashed
Sonic: Turns into Sonic The Werehog
Me: Sonic has turned into a furry? Like wtf

Riley J Dennis 

A retarded transvestite who rants about gender being a mental concept rather than a biological attribute. Basically he's a man dressed as a woman. Claims that using "not all white people" is bad through using a strawman argument to make her point look better, although it is not because she hasn't thought that when white people say that, they are genuinely reassuring poc that there are genuinely non-racist people out there.
Me: Watches Riley J Dennis and loses 60IQ points
Riley J Dennis by UltimateDoge August 7, 2022

I'm never drinking again 

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
A square box which you can use to watch free porn instead of risking getting a virus on your computer or mobile phone.
I got horny and I'm home alone, so I switched on some babestation on the TV so I can have a wank while watching it
TV by UltimateDoge August 2, 2022

John Cena 

You can't see John Cena
John Cena by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

Mateshwari Films 

A Scary Indian logo used for a shitty low budget movie called Zaalim which was released in 1994.
The Mateshwari Films logo looks like an angry red apple dressed as a king....