Jealousy

Literally the most painful feeling ever. A combination of every negative emotion such as anger, sadness and fear. Not only can it be painful mentally, but it can also lead to people getting angry with other people, manipulate other people and become possessive over them. This commonly happens within intimate relationships.
Jealousy is a bitch.
by UltimateDoge October 02, 2021
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Virgin

Me
I'm a virgin because I have never used my pee pee in my life.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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Tax

The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?
by UltimateDoge August 25, 2022
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A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.
A Car's Life is a terrible movie
by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
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Cirrhosis

A liver disease where there is scarring in the liver caused by long-term liver damage. It is most commonly caused by heavy drinking as alcohol is notorious for causing liver problems.
Limit your alcohol intake because you do not want lover cirrhosis as it can potentially be fatal if one continues to drink with this condition.
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022
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White guilt

Hi, I'm Jamima, I'm a white saviour who gets offended on behalf of another race and I want to cancel culture on behalf of the black people. My ideologies stem from white guilt.
by UltimateDoge April 27, 2021
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Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
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