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My answer to everything
Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*
by UltimateDoge November 5, 2022
Get the Your Facemug. by UltimateDoge April 28, 2021
Get the Cyclopsmug. Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021
Get the Columbusmug. You are either a cis male, cis female, trans woman or a trans man. In summary, you are either a male or femalem You can't just claim you are some other gender which doesn't exist because that's like saying that I identify as a dragon (a mythical creature), even though in reality I'm a human. Non-Binary or any other gender which falls under that umbrella is a myth.
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
Get the Mythmug. What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
Get the Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burdenmug. by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023
Get the Lifelovermug. by UltimateDoge January 6, 2023
Get the My Immortalmug.