Dippy

Person 1: What is 2+2
Person 2: 5?
Person 1: Facepalms* it's 4 you dippy retard!
by UltimateDoge December 25, 2020
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G Major

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.
Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan
by UltimateDoge January 08, 2025
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Soundgarden

I listened to Soundgarden then I felt ear pain a week later, went to the doctors and they found a tumour inside my ear
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Communism

Theoretically, the concept is good, but never works due to greedy humans.
Communism in theory is good, but although the notion that everyone is equal sounds good in terms of stopping poverty, too many people are greedy and hungry for money. Plus you're stripped of the freedom and right to express religious views and beliefs.
by UltimateDoge July 01, 2021
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Coronavirus

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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You

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Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.
Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.
by UltimateDoge September 01, 2022
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