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Winnie The Pooh

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2022
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Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.
Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.
by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021
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Hispanic

Not a race! Hispanics are individuals or migrants of spanish speaking countries or people who were raised among spanish cultures. You may refer to hispanic as people from Mexico, Columbia or Puerto Rico. I see why people get confused as many Mexicans have brown skin, but the only reason is because many Mexicans are mixed with Native American and Spanish which is the result of colonialism in the Americans over 400 years ago, so obviously interracial couples (Native American and Iberian) had children which causes Hispanics to have such a distinctive genetic makeup. However, Hispanics can be of be of any race. They can be Asian, black, white, Native and Arab.
Hispanics are not a race; they're an ethnicity! (Except in American government logic).
by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021
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Teenage Dirtbag

The fact Iron Maiden was mentioned in the song "teenage dirtbag" is an insult to them.
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
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Nimrod

The last Green Day album where Green Day actually performed like a punk band rather than the "pop punk" EMO bandwagon they jumped into in the 2000s.
Platypus from nimrod is my favourite song from nimrod as the guitar strident are raw as fuck and the drumming is insane.
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
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Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang
I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023
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Galneryus

A Japanese power metal band which plays similar to Dragonforce and just as fast as Dragonforce.
Galneryus and Dragonforce are the shit
by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023
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