A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.
Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:
Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.
I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.
by UltimateDoge May 15, 2021
The best band Nu Metal has got to offer. I like the simplicity of their songs and the catchy melodies along with the heavy riffs, usually in Drop C or Drop C# tuning. Not to mention, they go nuts in all their songs and Serj Tankian is like a wind up crack monkey. People have referred to System Of A Down as a pop band, but these people should be ignored as they have no idea what they're talking about.
by UltimateDoge November 06, 2023
by UltimateDoge May 12, 2022
A street name for the drug Mephedrone which is a synthetic drug which began to grow in popularity in 2008 in the UK when the drug was still legal, then in 2010 the government it was scheduled a class B drug. The drug produces similar effects to cocaine and amphetamines, but it's much worse and the comedown is fucking horrible.
by UltimateDoge August 27, 2022
Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
Sane person: Y'know, women who are misandrist are just as bad as men who are misogynistic
Dumb feminist: You're an incel
Sane person: Clearly you have no idea what an incel is
Dumb feminist: You're an incel
Sane person: Clearly you have no idea what an incel is
by UltimateDoge April 14, 2024