UltimateDoge's definitions

Tik Tok

14 year old teenage girls: Make a flirtatious tik tok simply for the purpose of attracting random pedos on the Internet.

Also 14 year old teenage girls: The pedo finds them, comes to their house and rapes them then cries about it.

Don't use Tik Tok; You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021

Donald Trump

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3

Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.

by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025

RB

See Rebecca Black

"RB Rebecca Black"

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Fat Shaming

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.

Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Riley J Dennis

A retarded transvestite who rants about gender being a mental concept rather than a biological attribute. Basically he's a man dressed as a woman. Claims that using "not all white people" is bad through using a strawman argument to make her point look better, although it is not because she hasn't thought that when white people say that, they are genuinely reassuring poc that there are genuinely non-racist people out there.

Me: Watches Riley J Dennis and loses 60IQ points

by UltimateDoge August 7, 2022

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Guilt trip

The act of appealing to emotion through sorrow and grief to get what you want or to get away with something.

Person 1: Give me the money!
Person 2: No!

Person 1: Fine!, I'm going to slit my wrists then!
Person 2: Do it then! Your guilt trip tactics won't work on me!

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2021