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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Dreariness 

An Italian DSBM black metal band who's logo looks like Deftones.
I like Dreariness, I use their music and many other DSBM bands to help me relax and sleep.
Dreariness by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025
If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.
Labour by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025
Why are you searching porn on Urban Dictionary? Go to Pornhub for that.
Stop searching porn on Urban Dictionary you weirdos
Porn by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025

Donald Trump 

Contrary to popular belief, the best president the USA will ever have. He's a peacekeeper, unlike warmongering idiots like Joe Biden and his puppet Keir Starmer.
Donald Trump is going to save the world!
Donald Trump by UltimateDoge April 9, 2025
1. Some type of Chicken, idk.
2. Anagram of Batman
Bantam
Bantam by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025

Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.
Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.

Gatekeeping 

The act of controlling participation in a certain group or culture, it is becoming increasingly common in the punk subculture where some "punks" claim that you can't be punk if you're conservative, despite not understanding that punk doesn't care about left or right, but it's more to do with challenging the status quo irrespective of who's in power. Long story short, it leans more towards anarchy. In the Metal Community, many individuals whi listen to extreme metal will call those who listen to glam metal or hard rock gay or say it's pussy music and those who listen to them are not allowed to listen to extreme metal. Myself personally, I like to have the best of all worlds.
Gatekeeping is for idiots.
Gatekeeping by UltimateDoge March 18, 2025