Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

The Year the Music Died 

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

The Year the Music Died by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Legally Obligated 

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

Legally Obligated by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Best Friends Forever 

Exactly what it sounds like. Usually abbreviated as "BFF."

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are best friends forever.

Best Friends Forever by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2020

.io 

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.

I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!

.io by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020

Oh Spongebob, Why 

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

Oh Spongebob, Why by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020

Blonde Jokes 

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

Blonde Jokes by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020