Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Best Friends Forever
Best Friends Forever by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2020
.io
A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
.io by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020
Oh Spongebob, Why
When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Oh Spongebob, Why by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Jokes by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020
Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
Sylvester Stallone by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.
It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
That Text Went to Mom
Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
That Text Went to Mom by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020