An echo chamber filled with far-left political activists who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Also, there's loads of people with poor mental health and a stern refusal to do anything about it except complain.
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by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024
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Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
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All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021
Get the Wile E. Coyote mug.Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
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While often considered an unlikeable trait, brutal honesty is not inherently bad.
Do you need an opinion on something, but don't want the person to lie, lest they make you feel bad? Ask your brutally honest friend. Brutal honesty is also helpful for getting through to people who live in their own little fantasy world.
For example, in shows such as Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen, do you think Gordon Ramsay would be taken seriously (or be even remotely successful in his goals) if he was polite? Probably not. But here's something to ponder: He actually IS very polite in person, and when someone genuinely wants to improve, he supports them fully; he just doesn't beat around the bush and tells it like it is, because that's what some people need to hear.
While often considered an unlikeable trait, brutal honesty is not inherently bad.
Do you need an opinion on something, but don't want the person to lie, lest they make you feel bad? Ask your brutally honest friend. Brutal honesty is also helpful for getting through to people who live in their own little fantasy world.
For example, in shows such as Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen, do you think Gordon Ramsay would be taken seriously (or be even remotely successful in his goals) if he was polite? Probably not. But here's something to ponder: He actually IS very polite in person, and when someone genuinely wants to improve, he supports them fully; he just doesn't beat around the bush and tells it like it is, because that's what some people need to hear.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 26, 2022
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Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.
A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)
However, this is not always the case.
However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
Get the Terminal Illness mug.An extremely shitty and evil human being who makes a living off of scams, lies, and fake charities. His insane unpopularity skyrocketed even further after his fake speedrun of Super Mario Bros was famously taken apart in a video simply titled "The worst fake speedrun on Youtube" by Karl Jobst.
His fake speedrun is basically several other legitimate former world record speedruns all spliced together, with a fake heart rate monitor and some of the worst acting you'll ever see in your entire life. And it's ultimately not that impressive compared to some of the *REAL* world records.
His fake speedrun is basically several other legitimate former world record speedruns all spliced together, with a fake heart rate monitor and some of the worst acting you'll ever see in your entire life. And it's ultimately not that impressive compared to some of the *REAL* world records.
Karl Jobst's video of Badabun's infamous fake speedrun caused a lot of people around the world to realize what a horrible person Badabun actually was. It was already well-known in his home country, but now pretty much everyone in the world hates him...and rightfully so. Prior to the removal of dislikes, Badabun's fake speedrun had an overwhelmingly negative like/dislike ratio. It also has less views than the video exposing him.
To quote one of the comments on the Jobst's exposing video: "Honesty always wins in the end."
To quote one of the comments on the Jobst's exposing video: "Honesty always wins in the end."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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