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An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
Noob Tube by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021

Deathrun 

A game where a group of players have to go through a map with various traps along the way. The traps are triggered by another player referred to as "Death," who must kill all the players before they reach the end. To avoid the traps, you can either try to run through them before "Death" hits them, or try to trick "Death" into hitting the trap by mistake by pretending that you're going to go through. If "Death" successfully kills all the players, they win. But if one or more runners make it to the end, the runners win. It's a very popular gamemode in Garry's Mod.
Rules for Deathrun (GMOD):

-If a runner dies, they are out for the rest of the round (with two exceptions; see * below). However, they can still spectate.

* Pushing someone into a trap does not count as a death.

* Any trap that is exceptionally cheap or overpowered does not count as a death.

-Each trap may be triggered only once unless stated otherwise in the map.

-Players are not allowed to sprint unless stated otherwise in the map.

- (Optional) Runners may start with a set number of lives to make it to the end. Usually it's three lives, but it can be two or four depending on the number of players, as well as the length and difficulty of the map.

* If the above rule is implemented, players cannot lose more than one life on any trap, with the exception of the last one.
-Running past all of the traps is a dick move and will get you kicked out of servers.

-Tiebreakers if multiple people make it to the end are optional.
Deathrun by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
What ended in 1896.
What ended in 1896?

1895
1895 by Ubeenbamboozledson August 14, 2021
What the Internet thinks: A disease that makes you permanently retarded.

Reality: A disorder of the brain present at or shortly after birth that makes socializing more difficult. People with autism appear to be socially awkward and tend to get overwhelmed easily (See "Sensory Overload). As tempting as it may be to poke fun at them, that is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do. All they want to be validated and understood by other people.

Being a disorder that affects the brain, there is no way to "fix" autism. But we don't need to. You can still live a normal, possibly highly successful life with autism. Many famous scientists were autistic, and even some singers such as Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane were autistic.
The only people who can understand autism are those who have autism.

April 2 is Autism Awareness Day in the US. Wear blue to show your support!
Autism by Ubeenbamboozledson August 14, 2021

Boogadaba 

The shield in Crash Bandicoot, as told by Wildcat.
Vanoss: How about we do Hot and Cold, but instead when we're close, you say "Boogadaba" increasingly fast?

Wildcat: Boogadaba....Boogadaba....No more boogadaba.

*Terroriser finds Wildcat*

Wildcat: AHHHHH! *Spams Boogadaba as fast as possible*
Boogadaba by Ubeenbamboozledson August 14, 2021

Take it to Heart 

To be (deeply) hurt by criticism from someone.
On the morning after Taylor and Carl's acrimonious break-up, Taylor felt terrible for her downright venomous attitude towards Carl and hoped that he didn't take it to heart. But alas, he did; that morning, he was found dead in an apparent suicide.

Second-Hand Embarrassment 

When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.
"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."

Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.