What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021

How the hell you spell showfer?
Chauffeur
Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!
Chauffeur
Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2024

"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
(A few moments later)
"Well...you made me a liar."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021

Highly Sensitive Person; a person who is much more "sensitive" to the world around them than normal.
Being an HSP is generally confused with being autistic and/or introverted because they tend to mimic most symptoms/traits of both. While it is indeed quite common for HSP's to be introverted and/or autistic, they are NOT the same thing.
Being an HSP is generally confused with being autistic and/or introverted because they tend to mimic most symptoms/traits of both. While it is indeed quite common for HSP's to be introverted and/or autistic, they are NOT the same thing.
"Is he okay?"
"Yes. He's just an HSP. He gets overwhelmed by the world around him much more easily and doesn't respond well to being put under pressure."
"So basically, he's autistic?"
"Uh...Well, he is. But that's different."
"I see."
"Yes. He's just an HSP. He gets overwhelmed by the world around him much more easily and doesn't respond well to being put under pressure."
"So basically, he's autistic?"
"Uh...Well, he is. But that's different."
"I see."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 06, 2021
