Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
The Patience of Job
Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
The Patience of Job by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Woodrow Wilson
What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
Woodrow Wilson by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Bob Irwin
The lesser known father of Steve Irwin.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Born on June 8, 1939, Bob Irwin has been an animal conservationist for more than fifty years. He is still very much alive as of now, and has continued to live through the indescribable pain of outliving one's own child since his son's incredibly unusual death in September 2006. He was also the cause of some family drama in June 2021, when his granddaughter claimed that he was very cold and distant, sometimes to the point of flat-out abuse.
Bob Irwin is quite amazing when you think about it. The man found out that his son died doing what he loved, and it inspired him to keep going. He even semi-retired two years later to pay respects to Steve.
Bob Irwin by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Shambala
1. A song by Three Dog Night
2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"
It's also spelled "Shambhala"
2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"
It's also spelled "Shambhala"
I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala
Shambala by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
The Wrong Tube
A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
The Wrong Tube by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021
Golden Death Day
Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.
Golden Death Day by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021
Erik Cassel
Erik Cassel by Ubeenbamboozledson October 10, 2021