Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Taking The Easy Way Out 

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

Taking The Easy Way Out by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Sneeze 

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Sneeze by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

BONK by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022

Spell Out 

To explain something in layman's terms or otherwise an extremely simpleton way so that even the most ignorant people can understand.

I had to spell out to my friend that gun laws don't work because criminals don't follow laws. It made my brain hurt.

Spell Out by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2022

Lobster Claw Syndrome 

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.

My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.

Lobster Claw Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Tiger By The Tail 

1. An idiom referring to a situation where you're screwed no matter what you do; if you're literally holding a tiger by the tail, it won't attack you - until you let go of its tail. But you have to let go in order to run from it, and it WILL chase you down.
2. A song by country singer "Buck" Owens. Arguably his signature song.

I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm losing weight and turning mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

Tiger By The Tail by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Are You Writing a Book? 

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

Are You Writing a Book? by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022