Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Off the Mark 

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

Off the Mark by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

Bad Seed 

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.

Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.

Bad Seed by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

John Wayne 

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

John Wayne by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

Reddit 

A website filled with mentally challenged liberals whom you cannot have a normal conversation with.

Reddit was fun before politics came along.

Reddit by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

I Want A Math Debate 

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

I Want A Math Debate by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

D 

A dumb, informal abbreviation for the word "dead."

"Is Bob Saget still alive?"

"No, he is D"

D by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2023

Orange Cat 

Orange cats are so...distinct that they are essentially their own breed. They are known for sharing one single brain cell among each other. They are very special, very funny, and a very good pet. Plus, if you adopt an orange cat that's obese, you have Garfield.

Get an orange cat. You won't be disappointed.

Orange Cat by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023