A misanthrope believes that humans are horrible, selfish, and just plain unpleasant. While very hypocritical and exaggerated, it's generally not hard to see where their mindset comes from.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2022
Get the Misanthrope mug.A play on the word "Sainthood," this is when a person who appears to be extremely kind, generous...just good in general, actually turns out to be anything but. Tends to induce trust issues in people when they find out.
"Mother Teresa was declared a saint, despite the fact that she was a child trafficker, and her healthcare was downright awful. She also refused to let people die in peace -- refusing painkillers and even waterboarding (baptizing) them -- saying that 'Suffering brings you closer to god.' What a great woman, right? Sainthood doesn't fit her at all; more like 'Satanhood.'"
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021
Get the Satanhood mug.Literally, a cat that is male. Also the subject of an Internet meme due to alleged differences in cats based on their gender.
"Boy cat" refers to a meme and belief that male cats are much more affectionate and friendly than female cats, who are believed to me more aloof and antisocial.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2025
Get the Boy Cat mug.An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 06, 2021
Get the Ice For That Burn mug.When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 01, 2023
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Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2022
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"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
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