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What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
Get the Woodrow Wilsonmug. A girl tries way too hard to be happy all the time and gets really damn depressed. Sadness ensues. Get the tissues.
Person 1: "How dead inside are you?"
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Get the Inside Outmug. A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2023
Get the Kenny Wayne Shepherdmug. How stupid is Tumblr?
Well, they still support a guy who made a Minecraft speedrun which was proven to be a fraud. Fuck you, Dream.
Well, they still support a guy who made a Minecraft speedrun which was proven to be a fraud. Fuck you, Dream.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021
Get the Dreammug. by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2024
Get the Markipliermug. by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
Get the +4mug. A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.
...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.
...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Get the Dihydrogen Monoxidemug.