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Definitions by USAF Cadet

mystery blowjob 

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
mystery blowjob by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

guys and their dicks 

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day
I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!
guys and their dicks by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.
I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!
Splort! by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine 

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.
WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
WOW! by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage 

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
cock cage by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

cock cage 

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
cock cage by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020