exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.

Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Lizardi Fooliani

Lizardi Fooliani is was one of tRumpty's lawyers before he got thrown under the bus.

I heard that Lizardi Fooliani didn't get paid by tRumpty - says he has "insurance" though!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a cumshot a guy has when he's asleep -- a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Fleshlight Buddies

Fleshlight Buddies are two or more stoned cadets who enjoy using a Fleshlight to jack off other cadets' dicks and giving them swirlies on their cock-heads giving them awesome Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasms, and then sucking the warm cum out of it and swallowing.

Matt, Casey, Connor, Brandon, and a few other cadets are my Fleshlight Buddies!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

cocksucker

A cocksucker is a guy who likes the act of putting another dude's dick in his mouth and sucking a cumgasm out of his throbbing cock.

Matt calls me a cocksucker just because I like to put his dick in my mouth and suck a cumgasm out!

by USAF Cadet January 09, 2021

let it cum

"let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.

Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !

by USAF Cadet July 09, 2021

butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet July 05, 2021