cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.
I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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Karma-gasm

A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.
What I just had was a Karma-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.
Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.
My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!
by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020
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vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.
Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.
Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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