cum-holes

cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.
My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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waterboard

To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
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skull-fuck

a skull-fuck is when a guy grabs another dude's ears, forcefully face-fucks the guy's mouth until he has a throat-gasm and blows his load and then holds the guy's mouth on his fuck-stick until the last drop of his cum is swallowed.
Matt likes to skull-fuck me when he really needs to get off!
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
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Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.
Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
by USAF Cadet April 02, 2021
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Daddy Dong

A Daddy Dong is the long fat cock that a guy like your father has.
When I go to the baths, I sometimes like sucking off guys with a Daddy Dong like my Dad has!
by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021
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toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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