boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.
Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
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target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!
by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
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gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.
I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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WOW!

WOW! is what a guy thinks when the first spurt of cum hits the back of his throat while sucking the dick of a hot young dude.
by USAF Cadet October 09, 2020
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tit-gasm

A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.
Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).
I just had an awesome cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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