USAF Cadet 's definitions

car-wash

A car wash is a blowjob.

I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.

The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.

I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Daddy Dong

A Daddy Dong is the long fat cock that a guy like your father has.

When I go to the baths, I sometimes like sucking off guys with a Daddy Dong like my Dad has!

by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021

toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.

At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021