pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.
I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
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Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.
Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!
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dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.
I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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