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by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
Get the cumpuppymug. by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
Get the FAPmug. A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
Get the Hand-job Canopymug. A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the toy-boymug. A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
Get the cum-pillowmug. 01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.
by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021
Get the 01 Aug 21mug. I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the dark-gasmmug.