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The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

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cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.

I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

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hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

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jack-off plea

A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!

Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

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A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

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