USAF Cadet 's definitions

Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

stubby

A stubby is a short, fat dick.

I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!

by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021

tit-gasm

A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.

Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

pussy juice

pussy juice is what a guy tastes when he sucks off some dude who's just fucked some bitch.

Yuck! I got pubes and pussy juice in my mouth when I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021