USAF Cadet 's definitions

Valor Morgulus

Valor Morgulus means "All Men Must Die" in High Valerian from "Game of Thrones".

Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.

I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

spunk

spunk is chunky cum

I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

snow

snow is cumcaine

We all jacked off and snorted snow!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021