cum-gag

A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.

Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

spunk

spunk is chunky cum

I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!

by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020

Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.

I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!

by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021

snow

snow is cumcaine

We all jacked off and snorted snow!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021