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e-stim

E-Stim is the name given to the practice of using electrical stimulation applied to the body often for sexual and other pleasurable purposes. Through the use of electrodes or other equipment attached to genitalia, electricity is used as an auto-erotic (masturbation) activity.

Equipment used in e-stim vary from low-voltage TENS Units (Transcutaneous Electric Neural Stimulators) to high voltage but low current Violet Wands to computers. Some users even develop their own equipment.

EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION - Electricity and Genitalia generally DON'T Mix! May cause long-term damage.
When Bob e-stims, he can edge an orgasm for hours.
by The KG January 22, 2008
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e-stim

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
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e-stim

to aimlessly jump/move around in a video game while focusing on another task (e.g. talking to a friend in chat, waiting for someone to come back to their keyboard after being away, etc.)
"Oh, that? Yeah, he told me about it when we were e-stimming in Minecraft."
by pyrule November 26, 2024
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estimated prophet

This describes someone who is a phony prophet for money, a prophet for profit.
Reverend Salvation made millions as an estimated prophet in the pray for pay business!
by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
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Estimated Time of Carrival

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.
Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."
by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009
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Estimator

An employee that works for a construction firm or general contractor that prices projects and tries to make the company as much money as possible. This requires lots of lying to subcontractors and giving away other numbers in order to have them lower their costs so you can screw them in the ass while you make your company more money. The job also requires you to count every nail, doorknob, electrical outlet and tampon despenser (also known as a Sanitary Napkin Despenser) in a building. Throughout the day you will degrade architects left and right becuase they don't even know how to wipe their own asses. You will go home and fall aspleep with numbers flying around in your head and you will wake up and write down notes like "Remember to include damproofing in the elevator pit" in your sleep. Most people can't handle the job and either end up suicidal or fired. Those that stick around end up making decent money and look foward to rediculing architects.
Example 1-
Architect: "Derp, I think I forgot to include the second floor of the building in my drawings...I was too busy getting my Chevy Volt to run on plant by product. Looks like I'll have to issue an adendum and make everyone work all night since the bid is due tomorrow, derp."

Estimator: "Well, you also forgot to include the roof drawings and the roof specifications you fucking tard...did you actually go to school or did you become brain damaged after you graduated."

Example 2:
The estimator twisted and turned in his sleep while visions of floor base and steel grating spun around in his head. "Was the foundation big enough to fit the grating?" he thought in his sleep then woke up sweating and wrote down some notes.
by Estimator from hell February 2, 2012
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T'estimo

It means I love you in the beautiful language of Catalan
Girl: T'estimo molt.
Boy: Aww
by hahaha99 July 10, 2010
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