USAF Cadet 's definitions

rim-seat

A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!

by USAF Cadet June 2, 2021

slop

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.

Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!

by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

urinal cum

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.

This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

sack-tap

A sack-tap is a light tap (it hurts tho!) that a fellow soccer player may do to another player, where a dude raps the sac-de-noix of another guy.

I sack-tapped Matt, and now he's got everyone trying to sack-rap me!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021