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spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.
Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!
by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020
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Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021
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Cadet Initiation

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!
I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!
by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020
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Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.
After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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BSBJ

A BSBJ is a Birthday Suit Blow-Job - a blowjob when the guy being sucked is naked.
When my cadet roomie, Matt, got up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
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mile-high club platinum

The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.
Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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