USAF Cadet 's definitions

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Fox

A Fox is a guy who likes randy sex -- rimming assholes, and sucking dicks, anytime, anywhere, with abandon.

Matt calls me a Fox -- I don't know why - ha-ha!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.

I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.

When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.

My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021