USAF Cadet 's definitions

dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.

My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

Rosebud

A Rosebud is what my boy-bum looks like after being fucked by three hotties.

Matt, Mitch, and Jack all fuck me in my pleasure-holes and give me a cute pink Rosebud!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

wispies

wispies are the short fuzzy hairs that grow just below a guy's navel and run down to his bush.

I'm blond with blue eyes -- even my wispies are almost invisible!

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

chasing that feeling

chasing that feeling is drinking white wine, smoking Shake, sniffing amyl, and masturbating trying to reach the point-of-no-return which is just about but not quite before you have an awesome cumgasm.

I've been chasing that feeling for three hours!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

mile-high club platinum

The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.

Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021