tongue-fuck

tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.
That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!
by USAF Cadet March 17, 2021
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chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.
I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
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The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.
Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.
Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
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toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020
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perfect moment in time

A perfect moment in time is the instant a guy feels himself reach the point-of-no-return and have a c-spot or p-spot pleasure-gasm.
Ahhh ... My dick just felt a perfect moment in time when I blew my load with a dick in my mouth and another up my ass - and yet another sucking my cum-load out of my cock and swallowing it!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.
I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
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