cock

A cock is THE male appendage used for urination and pleasure-gasms.

Hey - jack my cock and make me have a pleasure-gasm in your mouth - then swallow my creamy load!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

cumcaine

cumcaine is the dried white cum-flakes that a cadet scrapes and shakes out of other cadets' jockstaps and then snorts like cocaine.

I five-finger discounted some jockstraps from the cadet locker-room in the gym, and now I'm gonna snort some cumcaine.

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

getting off

getting off means having a cumgasm

I love getting off by having a dude give me a blowjob!

by USAF Cadet July 08, 2021

tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021

Marine Corps Salute

The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!

Every time I walk into a Camp Pendelton latrine, some dude gives me the Marine Corps Salute!

by USAF Cadet October 14, 2020

lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021