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A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
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Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
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