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double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
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indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
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cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.
My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.
Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
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gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.
Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.
Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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stiffy

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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