USAF Cadet's definitions

taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.

Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

camsturbate

camsturbate mean to jack off with your JO buddies and blow your load while film-sharing it.

When I'm in the mood, I camsturbate with some of my cadet friends!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021

quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.

Time for my quarantine masturbation routine.

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

donkey-dick

A donkey-dick is a very big uncircumcised schlong.

I"ve got 8", but a fellow cadet, Jason, has a donkey-dick!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

Cadet Bukkake

Cadet Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a sexual act in which one cadet is ejaculated on by a group of other cadets who take turns spit-roasting him , but before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cadet's asshole and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.

A bunch of other cadets cornered me in the cadet showers this morning and took care of their morning wood by giving me Cadet Bukkake!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021