USAF Cadet's definitions

put a smile on his face

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.

Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

gorf

A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.

Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

raging boner

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum-hole

A cumhole is a guy's mouth or asshole into which another guy pumps his cumgasm.

MY Favorite cum-hole is my mouth, but Matt uses both!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

smoke-gasm

A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!

Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

manpussy

A manpussy is a guy's asshole.

On Friday nights, some other cadets come to my room to fuck my manpussy or have me suck them off!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020