Definitions by USAF Cadet

raging boner 

A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.

I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!

raging boner by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!

piss-boner by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

classroom boner 

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

classroom boner by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

boner 

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

boner by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

nut-sack

A nut-sack is a guy's scrotum.

Awww -- he hit me in the nut-sack!

nut-sack by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Long Dong Silver 

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

Long Dong Silver by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

flaccid 

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

flaccid by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020