Saran-gasm

A Saran-gasm is the orgasm TWO guys have when one of them is wrapped completely nude in Saran-wrap, and the other dude fucks his mouth and jacks him off until they both have euphoric boner-gasms.

My soccer team-mates gave me a Saran-gasm this afternoon after practice! I was sooo ... hot - my body and our dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Door County-gasm

A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.

I went to Door County with Matt, and had several Door County-gasms while there!

by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021

circ scar

A circ scar is the line of tissue that surrounds a guy's dick where he was cut that circ'ed dudes have on their cocks.

Since I'm cut high & tight, and I've got 8", I like to have other dudes suck me down to my circ scar -- that way they've got a lot of cock in their mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

by USAF Cadet May 06, 2021

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021

get your nut

get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021