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cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020
mugGet the cock cagemug.

cum-gag

A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
mugGet the cum-gagmug.

tummy-sleeper

A tummy-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his belly when he's in a gay bath-house room and he wants other dudes to know that he wants to be fucked in his asshole or rimmed.
Matt is a back-sleeper, but I'm a tummy-sleeper!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
mugGet the tummy-sleepermug.

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.
He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
mugGet the Matt-Trickmug.

throat-gasm

A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.
I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
mugGet the throat-gasmmug.

snow-job

A snow-job is a blow-job a guy can get while it's snowing.
Matt wants me to go outside with him and give him a snow-job!
by USAF Cadet January 8, 2021
mugGet the snow-jobmug.

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.
Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!
by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021
mugGet the pop a bonermug.

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