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Definitions by USAF Cadet

stroke-gasm 

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.
I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!
stroke-gasm by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

the Hungries 

the Hungries is what you get after you've smoked a joint of Jungle-Jizz and want more cock to suck
Man -- I'm stll high and Ive got the Hungries!
the Hungries by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

the Edge 

the Edge is the point of no return that a guy gets to when he's jacking off or getting sucked and he's ALMOST READY to cum.
Oh - oh .. ahhh... I'm on the Edge ..... I'm cumming!!!
the Edge by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

spin-the-bottle 

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
spin-the-bottle by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.
I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!
Smile-High Club by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
Trump-gasm by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!
gorf by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020