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pubic hair cum

pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
mugGet the pubic hair cummug.

cum-dump

A cum-dump is a young guy who loves cum -- in his mouth, in his boy-hole, on his body - anywhere!
I'v been a cum-dump since I was a teenager!
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
mugGet the cum-dumpmug.

nut-sack

A nut-sack is a guy's scrotum.
Awww -- he hit me in the nut-sack!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
mugGet the nut-sackmug.

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
mugGet the realistic dongmug.

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
mugGet the Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greenemug.

minute-man

A minute-man is a guy who can jack off and cum in a minute or less.
Man -- when I'm horney, I can be a minute-man!
by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021
mugGet the minute-manmug.
suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
mugGet the suck my balls and make me cummug.

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