cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

snow-ball

To snow-ball, a guy has a cumgasm in the mouth of his cocksucker, and then they exchange the cum with each other kissing.

Matt likes to snow-ball after he face-fucks me!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

FAPruary

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021

dominant hand

A guy's dominant hand is the hand most dudes usually use to jack off with.

I usually use my dominant hand to jack off with, unless I want to have a non-dominant hand jack-off session.

by USAF Cadet June 23, 2021

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021