USAF Cadet's definitions

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.

Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.

My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021