Definitions by USAF Cadet

A Song of Ice and Fire 

"A Song of Ice and Fire" is the the theme music from "[Game of Thrones'".

Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!

A Song of Ice and Fire by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

tit-ring 

A tit-ring is a metal ring that some guys get when they have a tit pierced.

I'm bi, but some of the other cadets think I'm gay because I have a gold tit-ring in my right tit!

tit-ring by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

freeball-catastrophe by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

butterfly-kiss 

A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!

butterfly-kiss by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

freeball-accident 

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

freeball-accident by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

pillar & stones 

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.

My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!

pillar & stones by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

sneeze-gasm 

A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.

I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!

sneeze-gasm by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020