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Definitions by USAF Cadet

jerk-mate 

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!
jerk-mate by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.
A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!
Blondie by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out 

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.
Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!
rub one out by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
To streak is for a guy to run naked wearing only running shoes in a public place -- may or may not have a boner at the time.
My whole soccer team decided to streak all around the academy sports-plex and most of us had boners!
streak by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021

pocket-pussy

A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
pocket-pussy by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021
car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
car-cum by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

dick-stink 

dick-stink is the fishy smell of pussy-juice on a guy's cock who recently fucked his bitch's lower cum-hole and is now making you suck his big prong.
I smelled dick-stink on Matt's cock when he forced it in my mouth and said loudly, "Suck Dick!"
dick-stink by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021