dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

cock-tease

A cock-tease is a guy who, by his actions, makes other dudes want to fuck him in his mouth or asshole.

Matt says that I'm a cock-tease when I walk around naked!

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

penis plug

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.

Please don't use that penis plug on me!

by USAF Cadet July 08, 2021

chasing that feeling

chasing that feeling is drinking white wine, smoking Shake, sniffing amyl, and masturbating trying to reach the point-of-no-return which is just about but not quite before you have an awesome cumgasm.

I've been chasing that feeling for three hours!

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

bush-fire

A bush-fire is the blaze a guy starts when he sets his own pubes aflame while smoking some good weed.

I was smoking some East Coast Diesel and I started a bush-fire in my naked crotch!

by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 03, 2021