shadow-gasm

A shadow-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off and has a rope-gasm in the shadows of a dark room.
I was jacking off in my room and I saw my shadow having a ropey shadow-gasm!
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
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masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.
My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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caged

caged means for a guy to have his schlong locked up in a device used to prevent him from getting a boner.
I was caged for three days, but I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet -- I must have had a a cumgasm without being hard!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.
The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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anonymous blowjob

An anonymous blowjob is the cock-sucking a guy can give or get if he goes to a glory-hole.
Some of the cadets here at the Academy who like to suck dick go to a glory-hole to give an anonymous blowjob lest someone think they're gay!
by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021
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penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.
All guys are penile by nature!
by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021
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soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.
I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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