Definitions by USAF Cadet

Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket 

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.

Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!

Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

XXL by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Succubus 

A Succubus is a young male spirit who visits a guy in his dreams and sucks him off -- the evidence and proof that Succubei exist is the guy's cum-covered sheets.

Oh Wow! Look! A Succubus must have visited me last night!

Succubus by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

naked scuba suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

exam-room boner 

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.

Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!

exam-room boner by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

cock-sock 

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!

cock-sock by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

rim-fuck 

To rim-fuck a guy, a dude fucks his rim-buddie in his boy-hole with his tongue while jacking off, until they both have a rim-gasm.

Last night, I rim-fucked Matt, my cadet roomie, and he blew his load in his mouth!

rim-fuck by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021