USAF Cadet's definitions

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

cock-holder

A cock-holder is another guy's mouth.

Matt asked me to be be his cock-holder when he was taking a piss in a urinal, so I held his dick in my mouth while he peed!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry to one of his cum-holes where a dude can have an awesome pleasue-gasm.

My asshole is ONE of my cum-holes!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

slider

A slider is a large glob of cum that a guy shoots down his cocksucker's throat when he blows his load, instead of spurting several smaller cumshots.

Matt sometimes floods my mouth with a slider when I suck his dick and it's hard to swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

let it cum

"let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.

Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !

by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021