USAF Cadet's definitions

Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.

I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Boodle Boy

A Boodle Boy is a young man attending a military school who is assigned to be the Commandant's personal servant, as punishment or because the Commandant has taken a personal interest in his training.

I fucked up, and now they'e talking about making me the Commandant's Boodle Boy as punishment - I'll probably have to suck his dick and get fucked in my cadet asshole every day!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

upper in-hole

An upper in-hole is a guy's mouth used by other dudes to stick their dicks in and fuck until they have cumgasms.

My roomies all like using my upper in-hole to get their rocks off!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.

I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021