USAF Cadet's definitions

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

junk

A guy's junk is his cock and balls.

Yeah -- I like to fondle Matt's junk!

by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

in and out through the back door

in and out through the back door is the way a guy fucks another dude in his asshole.

I was asleep, but Matt went in and out through the back door anyway!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.

Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

Turd-Slime

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021