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Definitions by USAF Cadet

Bunk-bed BJ 

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.
I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?
Bunk-bed BJ by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Score ! is what a guy shouts before giving another dude a fist-clinched, back-handed smack! to the sac-de-noix of his team-mate.
I grabbed my nuts when I heard someone shout "Score !", and everyone laughed!
Score ! by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

sack-tap 

A sack-tap is a light tap (it hurts tho!) that a fellow soccer player may do to another player, where a dude raps the sac-de-noix of another guy.
I sack-tapped Matt, and now he's got everyone trying to sack-rap me!
sack-tap by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

cum-pool 

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
cum-pool by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Midnight Cowboy 

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
Midnight Cowboy by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm 

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
To sound, a guy slowly inserts a tube (may be hollow) down his pee-hole to his bladder for pleasure. In doing so, the dude may have a pleasure-gasm or just pee.
I wanted to sound, but my first time I used a fuzzy pipe cleaner and ... OUCH!
sound by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021