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Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
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fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.
Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!
by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021
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power bottom

A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.
I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
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cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.
My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
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jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
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cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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