USAF Cadet's definitions

First Fuck

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.

My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

crotch-rocket

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.

My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!

by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Fox

A Fox is a guy who likes randy sex -- rimming assholes, and sucking dicks, anytime, anywhere, with abandon.

Matt calls me a Fox -- I don't know why - ha-ha!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021