field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.
When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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quickie

A quickie ia a jack-off session and cumgasm that takes less than three minutes.
I try to get in a quickie between classes!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.
Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
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Stupid !

Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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B & D

When we're role-playing, my cadet roomie likes to practice B & D on my cock, balls, tits, and boy-hole with his electro-sex kit!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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