USAF Cadet's definitions

ginger minge

A ginger minge is a red-haired pussy.

I asked Matt, my roomie if he'd ever fucked a ginger minge -- he said he had!

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021

non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.

Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.

I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

piss gag

A piss gag is a device used in some BD/SM/Water Sports circles. I has a mouth hole in it to accommodate a guy's dick so when he sticks his cock through it and pisses, you, with his cock in your mouth, have to swallow it all.

Matt and some of us other cadets went to a gay bath-house, and some of them wanted me to wear a piss gag. I did -- and then they took turns sticking their dicks in my mouth and pissing -- I had to swallow it all -- I was pissing out their piss all night!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021