703 definitions by USAF Cadet

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked

When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!

by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a Birthday Suit Blow-Job - a blowjob when the guy being sucked is naked.

When my cadet roomie, Matt, got up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021

butt-crack

A butt-crack is the cleavage between a guy's butt-cheeks.

Matt fucked me in my lower cum-hole and blew his load on my butt-crack!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

by USAF Cadet December 28, 2021

pussy juice

pussy juice is what a guy tastes when he sucks off some dude who's just fucked some bitch.

Yuck! I got pubes and pussy juice in my mouth when I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021

anonymous blowjob

An anonymous blowjob is the cock-sucking a guy can give or get if he goes to a glory-hole.

Some of the cadets here at the Academy who like to suck dick go to a glory-hole to give an anonymous blowjob lest someone think they're gay!

by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021