sack-tap

A sack-tap is a light tap (it hurts tho!) that a fellow soccer player may do to another player, where a dude raps the sac-de-noix of another guy.

I sack-tapped Matt, and now he's got everyone trying to sack-rap me!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 03, 2021

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021

banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.

Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020