suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.
Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020