USAF Cadet's definitions

stubby

A stubby is a short, fat dick.

I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!

by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021

Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

tit-gasm

A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.

Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.

Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!

by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

by USAF Cadet May 6, 2021