USAF Cadet's definitions

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

fleshlight seconds

fleshlight seconds is what a your masturbation buddy gets when he fucks your fleshlight after you've just had a cumgasm in it

My academy roomie always wants fleshlight seconds after I masturbate with it!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.

Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

butt-fucker

A butt-fucker is a guy who likes to fuck another guy in his asshole until he has a butt-gasm.

Christian is a real butt-fucker with his big dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.

I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a cumshot a guy has when he's asleep -- a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020