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cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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piss gag

A piss gag is a device used in some BD/SM/Water Sports circles. I has a mouth hole in it to accommodate a guy's dick so when he sticks his cock through it and pisses, you, with his cock in your mouth, have to swallow it all.
Matt and some of us other cadets went to a gay bath-house, and some of them wanted me to wear a piss gag. I did -- and then they took turns sticking their dicks in my mouth and pissing -- I had to swallow it all -- I was pissing out their piss all night!
by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
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cum-gag

A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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tummy-sleeper

A tummy-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his belly when he's in a gay bath-house room and he wants other dudes to know that he wants to be fucked in his asshole or rimmed.
Matt is a back-sleeper, but I'm a tummy-sleeper!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.
He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
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pubic hair cum

pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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spin-the-bottle

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
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