tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 01, 2021

Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.

I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

cum-rush

A cum-rush is the awesome feeling a guy gets when he popper-bates and blows his load.

I was taking care of my morning wood while popper-bating, and I had several cum-rush cum-shots!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.

Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.

A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!

by USAF Cadet June 03, 2021

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021