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I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!
by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021
Get the stubby mug.A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
Get the Jack-Off Plea mug.A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
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Get the cumgasm mug.A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
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