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A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.
I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!
by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021
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by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021
Get the Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! mug.A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Get the turd-splitter mug.A giggle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy sometimes has when his jack-off squire juices him and he blows his load everywhere - including his mouth.
I'm Matt's jack-off squire, and he wanted me to do him, so I told him to lie back, hands under his heed, pointing his toes, and clinching his butt-cheeks - and I gave him a giggle-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021
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by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
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by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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