USAF Cadet's definitions
A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
Get the field telephonemug. A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
Get the flat bamboo spoonmug. by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021
Get the BSBJmug. belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
Get the belly-button cummug. A down-stroker is a kind of hand-job - the opposite of a pull-off, where a guy lubes his dick well and then, using alternating hands, grasps his cock near his cock-head and pulls and strokes his dick using only downward movements - NO UPWARD STROKES - until he has a down-stroke-gasm and shoots his load.
by USAF Cadet August 7, 2021
Get the down-strokermug. by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
Get the screwmug. A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
Get the Jack-off Squiremug.