USAF Cadet's definitions

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

gang-bang

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cosmic cumgasm

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.

Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum-cup

A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.

Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!

by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020