USAF Cadet's definitions

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

choke on it !

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.

Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!

by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021

tubular

tubular is the shape of a guy's dick.

All dicks are tubular -- some are bigger than others!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021