USAF Cadet's definitions

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.

A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.

Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Ben-Gay Fuck

A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.

Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

belly-button lint

belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.

I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.

The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020