USAF Cadet's definitions

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.

I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.

We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Adonis Dick

An Adonis Dick is a guy who has the perfect cock -- it's cut high and tight, 8" long, with a 6" circumference, luscious, plump strawberry knob - perfect for sucking out cumgasms, and getting fucked in your boi-hole with.

My cadet roomie, Matt, says I'm an Adonis Dick, but my dick looks identical to his -- when I suck him off, it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021