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A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).
I just had an awesome cumgasm!
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PA
A PA is a personal assistant.
I'm my cadet roomie's PA, but all he ever asks me to do is suck his dick!
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I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!
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My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!
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A brother-fuck is when a guy sticks his dick in the butt-hole of his cute younger brother and has a cumgasm -- then makes him suck his cock.
When I was 15, my 17 year-old brother gave me my first brother-fuck!
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A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.
I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!
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I eat my teen cum after I jack off!
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