USAF Cadet's definitions

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

WOW

WOW is MOM spelled upside-down.

I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

cum-gun

A cum-gun is a squirt-gun filled with a guy's cum.

We all bought squirt-guns, and now we're going to load them and have a cum-gun fight!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

Midnight Cowboy

A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Fire-in-the-Hole

Fire-in-the Hole is what my cadet roomie, Matt, shouts when he's having a cumgasm in my asshole.

Matt always shouts "Fire-in-the-Hole" when he's blowing his load up my butt!

by USAF Cadet January 8, 2021

Fuck-Ball

A Fuck-Ball is what some of the cadets here at the Academy like to make -- five or more cadets wrap another cadet with duct tape leaving holes for his mouth and asshole, and then they take turns spit-roasting him until everybody has a Fuck-Ball-gasm.

Some of Matt's friends came to our room and made a Fuck-Ball out of me!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.

Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021