USAF Cadet's definitions

giggle-gasm

A giggle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy sometimes has when his jack-off squire juices him and he blows his load everywhere - including his mouth.

I'm Matt's jack-off squire, and he wanted me to do him, so I told him to lie back, hands under his heed, pointing his toes, and clinching his butt-cheeks - and I gave him a giggle-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021

tous les jours

tous les jours is French for "every day"

I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!

by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021

goop

goop is a guy's cum.

My cum-buddy jacked me off this morning, and I blew my goop everywhere!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.

Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!

by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

bubble-butt

A bubble-butt is a cute young guy, with round firm boy-buns and a tight pink asshole that other dudes like to rim and fuck.

Matt and several other cadets like to fuck my bubble-butt whenever they can!

by USAF Cadet September 29, 2021

boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021