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cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

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A PA is a personal assistant.

I'm my cadet roomie's PA, but all he ever asks me to do is suck his dick!

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franco gif

A franco gif is a gay porn gif depicting a hot dude with a big dick being masturbated by a machine that sucks his cock - - cumgasm after cumgasm after cumgasm.

I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!

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Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.

My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!

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brother-fuck

A brother-fuck is when a guy sticks his dick in the butt-hole of his cute younger brother and has a cumgasm -- then makes him suck his cock.

When I was 15, my 17 year-old brother gave me my first brother-fuck!

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throat-gasm

A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.

I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!

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teen cum

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

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