Urban Dictionary: Definitions by USAF Cadet

cum-holes

cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.

My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!

cum-holes by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

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Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

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To solobate[ is for a [guy to wrap his fingers around his dick and jack off by himself.

When I'm home alone, I solobate!

solobate by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

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tanks are a guy's nuts.

I jacked off three times in a row and my tanks are empty!

tanks by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

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A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

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A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.

I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!

rimmer by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

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A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.

I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!

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