Chinese Handcuffs

Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
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cock-sock

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
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pearly-white

pearly-white is the color of my cum.
Xander's cum is ivory-colored, but mine is pearly-white!
by USAF Cadet September 16, 2021
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bonerfied

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.
Matt and I are both bonerfied!
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
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Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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minute-man

A minute-man is a guy who can jack off and cum in a minute or less.
Man -- when I'm horney, I can be a minute-man!
by USAF Cadet September 03, 2021
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realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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