USAF Cadet's definitions

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.

I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

jaw-breaker

A jaw-breaker is a huge dick.

Wow! That cadet from the second squadron has a real jaw-breaker -- I could only lick his cum-slit because I couldn't even get his throbbing knob in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

Turd-Slime

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

high & tight

high & tight is how some cadets (like me) are circumcised.

My cadet roomie is circumcised and cut high & tight like me!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020