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A cum-cup is an 8-ounce plastic/paper cup that a group of guys use when they play "cum-in-a-cup" -- a masturbation game similar to "cum-on-a-cookie." All the guys jack off and shoot their loads into the cup. The last dude to have a cumgasm has to drink all the other guys' cumshots.
Some of our friends came to our pod and we played cum-in-a-cup -- I lost, so I had to drink to drink all the other cadets cum. They gave me the cum-cup to save for next time!
by USAF Cadet June 12, 2021
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A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.
I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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An oral bottom is a guy who likes to suck other dudes' dicks and eat their cum.
I'm versatile, but I slightly prefer being an oral bottom.
by USAF Cadet July 16, 2021
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de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.
tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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A Tri-Fuckta is a sexual act that three guys can engage in where one guy fucks another guy in his asshole while he's being fucked in HIS butt-hole by a third dude.
Three of my roomies had a Tri-Fuckta the other night, and all of us had cumgasms -- since I was in the middle, I was fucking one cadet while another was fucking me in my boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021
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A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.
Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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