Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 02, 2021

sexer

A person who participates in sexual activities.

The sexers looked like a building-some!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 18, 2021

LISTEN CHILD

What mom tells child when he disobeys her.

Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 02, 2021

:D

Smiley face :D
See: smile

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by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

kajun

1. Very; extremely; of a high degree
2. When you ejaculate so frequently in class that you get kicked out of the school

1. That guy runs kajun fast!
2. I can't go to Amethyst Academy anymore because I committed kajun.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

Word with no definition

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Person 1: Why is this word even in the dictionary if there is no definition shown.
Person 2: 'Cause it's a word with no definition.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 25, 2021

mask

What vaccinated people don't have to wear anymore. What the f*ck? The CDC is now killing people??!! PROTEST! PROTEST THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD STILL WEAR MASKS! Protest or suffer the end of the world. This is God's will, but we have to try our own best to stay safe.

CDC: no mask required for vaccinated people
Protestors: But the cases are rising up! Do you want to end the friggin world or what??!!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 17, 2021