UNKNOWN's definitions

Pastiche

Pastiche: the stain resulting from the combination of sperm and blood from a woman's period!

Quick, turn over the couch cushion, we have to hide the pastiche from my parents!

by Unknown July 24, 2003

Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

by unknown April 2, 2004

H.L.A

Hot Lesbian Action

"Did you see that H.L.A in Penthouse"

by unknown May 27, 2003

zank

a name given to describe unusally large testicles.

His balls were named zank because if each of DooDoo's legs could touch the top of each twin tower then even ants by the ground could catch a good swing.

by unknown June 17, 2006

Kasmapalities

100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.

"Man my day was so kasmapalities."

"Man when I grow up, I hope to be like Kasmapalities"

by unknown June 11, 2006

etc.

used when you want to continue a list, but cant think of any more additions

you are stupid, annoying, etc.

by unknown October 10, 2003

16 will get you 20

A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.

by unknown July 19, 2003