Shurlockage

A short, one word conjunction for the phrase "No shit, Shurlock".

Jack: It's all flashy, man...
Erika: Shurlockage, you just smoked most of our weed.

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Oma

Litteral-
O.M.A.= One Man Armey

Slang-
A retired illegal military vehichle (tank, assault truck, etc) driven in the streets by a civillian.

You got that oma for only $4,000?

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Bloody Giraffe

A very painful boner.

Man I got a f*&^ing Bloody Giraffe!!!

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Putz

The yittish insult meaning "Dirty Penis"

Dude, you got me so bad. You're such a putz!

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Stonage

Where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot sex on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.

Dude, let's have an Uber Stonage.

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Bag

Used as a substitute for the word weed or pot around adults.

Mom: Hi Johnny how was your day at school?
Johnny: Good.
Bicycling Paperboy: Hey, Johnny.
Johnny: You still owe me that bag!!!

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008