Tyler Sadex's definitions

Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

no probalo

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.

Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

shazzam

The word that I yell when I reach an orgasm whilst I am masturbating.

SHAZZAM!!! Oh man...5 times in one hour...I can still make six, GO!!!

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

miffler

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

Queird

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

by Tyler Sadex May 15, 2004

knute

This is what you call someone when they are being obnoxious, annoying, stupid, lame, or if they are rambling. This word may be confused with the animal, the newt, but if you are questioned, just spell it out for them.

Tyler: Dude, Torey would not shut the hell up, he just kept rambling on obnoxiously about the illuminati.
Stevie: Yeah, he is a true knute.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004