Definitions by Tyler Sadex

scoffer 

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.

Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.

scoffer by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

Chirst 

Jesus Chirst...A misspelling on one of Mathias' shirts in which is ironic, because his shirt sais "School of Higher Learning".

Jesus chirst, this shirt has a mistake on it...awexome.

Chirst by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

shazzam 

The word that I yell when I reach an orgasm whilst I am masturbating.

SHAZZAM!!! Oh man...5 times in one hour...I can still make six, GO!!!

shazzam by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Noanzer 

To be that which is known as Noah. Noah is wat everyone wishes to be, but shall never achieve. He is great, he is groovy, he is NOANZER!!!

Man, I wish I was a Noanzer.

Noanzer by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

joneser 

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

joneser by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Queird 

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

Queird by Tyler Sadex May 15, 2004

queerish 

A different word to use when you feel like saying the word awkward, because awkward has been used ever too much lately. Also, the first word that comes to mind when you see the amount of hair on Mathias's ass.

Person 1: (spontaneously)I think I just piddled myself.
Person 2: (thinking to say awkward, but then remembers Mathias's hairy ass).....queerish

queerish by Tyler Sadex May 13, 2004