queerish

A different word to use when you feel like saying the word awkward, because awkward has been used ever too much lately. Also, the first word that comes to mind when you see the amount of hair on Mathias's ass.

Person 1: (spontaneously)I think I just piddled myself.
Person 2: (thinking to say awkward, but then remembers Mathias's hairy ass).....queerish

by Tyler Sadex May 13, 2004

Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Queird

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

by Tyler Sadex May 15, 2004

miffler

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

Chirst

Jesus Chirst...A misspelling on one of Mathias' shirts in which is ironic, because his shirt sais "School of Higher Learning".

Jesus chirst, this shirt has a mistake on it...awexome.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

no probalo

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004