9 definitions by Ty Does Moose Stuff
The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 29, 2016
The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 31, 2016
A dildo that also happens to vibrate. A vibrator. This device can be used by females and males alike, however when used by the female they can stimulate the clit with the vibration, or penetrate the snatch with sheer force. The combination of these two however, can provide for a multi dimensional orgasm in which the female will cum like a baby gorilla.
Alex: hey dude, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: well, I was gonna hang with Kendall but she told me her buzzcock would probably do a better job. so I contemplating hanging myself since a buzzcock was replacing my crank piece.
Jake: well, I was gonna hang with Kendall but she told me her buzzcock would probably do a better job. so I contemplating hanging myself since a buzzcock was replacing my crank piece.
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 7, 2016
Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"
Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"
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by Ty Does Moose Stuff April 19, 2016
When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face
by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020
When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesn’t get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isn’t getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face
by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020
The snatch end refers to the vagina during an Eiffel Tower, as opposed to the mouth end. The snatch end is usually the better place to be.
"Terren and I fucked this girl at the same time last night! I let Terren have the Snatch End of the Eiffel Tower because she had a stankpuss."
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 31, 2016