8 definitions by Twallas McGee
When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009
The condition of having a weed hangover. When you have rockhead you generally have overdone the smoking slightly, having a very dry mouth and a niggling headache behind the eyes that you just can't shake. You're not at your best.
"Wow dude, I have serious rockhead this morning, think i had a bit too much ganja last night!"
"Alright mate? You suffering from a bit of rockhead there?"
"Alright mate? You suffering from a bit of rockhead there?"
by Twallas McGee October 2, 2009
The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009
‘The act of blowing air into a partners anus while performing analingus, and then having the partner fart the air back into your face’
Girl 1: What did you get up to last night babe?
Girl 2: Matt gave me a poopoozela, it was incredible!
Girl 1: I’m so jealous, always wanted to try that.
Girl 2: Take your pants off let’s give it a go!
Girl 2: Matt gave me a poopoozela, it was incredible!
Girl 1: I’m so jealous, always wanted to try that.
Girl 2: Take your pants off let’s give it a go!
by Twallas McGee August 20, 2021
When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009