Definitions by Twallas McGee
PooPooZela
‘The act of blowing air into a partners anus while performing analingus, and then having the partner fart the air back into your face’
Girl 1: What did you get up to last night babe?
Girl 2: Matt gave me a poopoozela, it was incredible!
Girl 1: I’m so jealous, always wanted to try that.
Girl 2: Take your pants off let’s give it a go!
Girl 2: Matt gave me a poopoozela, it was incredible!
Girl 1: I’m so jealous, always wanted to try that.
Girl 2: Take your pants off let’s give it a go!
PooPooZela by Twallas McGee August 20, 2021
Porkling
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009
Hand Trolley
When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
Hand Trolley by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Chowing Section
When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'
Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!
or
"How'd the exam go bro?"
"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
or
"How'd the exam go bro?"
"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
Chowing Section by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Chow Bears
To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
Chow Bears by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Platinum Springroll
The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Platinum Springroll by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Springroll
When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
Springroll by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009