When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."
Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"
Guy 2: "Fo sho."
Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."
by Twallas McGee November 08, 2009
When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
by Twallas McGee November 06, 2009
The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 08, 2009
To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.
"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."
"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"
Or...
"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"
- "Big time bro"
by Twallas McGee November 08, 2009
The condition of having a weed hangover. When you have rockhead you generally have overdone the smoking slightly, having a very dry mouth and a niggling headache behind the eyes that you just can't shake. You're not at your best.
"Wow dude, I have serious rockhead this morning, think i had a bit too much ganja last night!"
"Alright mate? You suffering from a bit of rockhead there?"
"Alright mate? You suffering from a bit of rockhead there?"
by Twallas McGee October 02, 2009
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009
When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'
Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!
or
"How'd the exam go bro?"
"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
or
"How'd the exam go bro?"
"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
by Twallas McGee November 08, 2009