Turtle's definitions
when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old
by turtle October 18, 2004
Get the THE JENNINATORmug. When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"
by turtle November 21, 2004
Get the scoobedmug. A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.
by Turtle January 15, 2004
Get the E-Slutmug. andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
by turtle May 20, 2004
Get the exmug. 
Get the bujumug. by Turtle February 15, 2004
Get the littlewingmug. when you pump a girl's mouth with so much semen she can't talk and has to act out what she wants to say
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey
she might throw up the semen and therefore getting herself all slimey
by Turtle April 26, 2006
Get the slime mimemug.