Turtilator200's definitions

Vasilosophycus

A bacteria that resides inside Vaseline™ which reacts with all the shit in your lips to make them shiny and smooth

Science teacher: Right children, today we will be learning about the bacteria known as Vasilosophycus.
Student: What's that, Miss?

Science Teacher: Vasilosophycus is a type of bacteria that lives inside Vaseline. The chemical reaction between your lips and Vasilosophycus causes that smooth, soft feeling. Without Vasilosophycus, your lips will be as dry as the Sahara!

by Turtilator200 July 10, 2016

Binary Banged

An informal term to describe when a man puts his penis into a woman's anus whilst making a dinosaur-like shape with his hand, leaving his index or middle finger out which goes in and out of her vagina in the same motion as his penis.

Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,

Guy1: So what'd you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!

Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!

by Turtilator200 July 19, 2016

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

www.pornhub.con

If you're here, you must have typed it wrong. You put an n instead of an m, and now it's stuck in your search history. Delete it before someone sees.

Bro I'm so pissed!
Why man?

I accidentally searched up www.pornhub.con and now my search history's fucked up!

Aww man I feel ya bro!

by Turtilator200 July 30, 2016

drooping jugs

A term to describe when a woman bends down so much that her breasts hang down and jiggle side to side, and hang out to the point where they are almost about to slip out of the woman's shirt/top.

So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!

by Turtilator200 July 31, 2016

Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

Slays

A term to define a person (most often used to describe a woman) who is very beautiful and good at what they do, such as acting. There are many other examples but the most common types of people who 'slay' are actors because they are considered more popular amongst everyone else.

The term also has different terms(Slay, slaying, slayed, etc)

Bro, have you seen that hot actress? She slays I love her!

I know right, she's so hot!

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016