Turtilator200's definitions

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016

Vasilosophycus

A bacteria that resides inside Vaseline™ which reacts with all the shit in your lips to make them shiny and smooth

Science teacher: Right children, today we will be learning about the bacteria known as Vasilosophycus.
Student: What's that, Miss?

Science Teacher: Vasilosophycus is a type of bacteria that lives inside Vaseline. The chemical reaction between your lips and Vasilosophycus causes that smooth, soft feeling. Without Vasilosophycus, your lips will be as dry as the Sahara!

by Turtilator200 July 10, 2016

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

Binary Banged

An informal term to describe when a man puts his penis into a woman's anus whilst making a dinosaur-like shape with his hand, leaving his index or middle finger out which goes in and out of her vagina in the same motion as his penis.

Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,

Guy1: So what'd you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!

Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!

by Turtilator200 July 19, 2016

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016

Slays

A term to define a person (most often used to describe a woman) who is very beautiful and good at what they do, such as acting. There are many other examples but the most common types of people who 'slay' are actors because they are considered more popular amongst everyone else.

The term also has different terms(Slay, slaying, slayed, etc)

Bro, have you seen that hot actress? She slays I love her!

I know right, she's so hot!

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016