tard fam denial

When a member of tard fam tries to deny something that is obviously true. Since all tard fam members are so out of touch with reality, it is hard for them to understand the world around them and be self aware. They are like this because their brains are wired differently and to be honest, I don't even think the neurons in their brain connect to each other. As we already know, tard fam is the stupidest family in existence so it doesn't surprise me that they try to deny the information that they don't like. It may because they are in the 5 stages of grief and at first, they're trying to deny that they're retarded, but eventually they'll come around to it.
Henry: Hey York, you know you're a fucking retard right?
York: Dude can you please just shut the fuck up and leave me alone, YOU'RE THE FUCKING RETARD BITCH!
Henry: Ok tard fam ass nigga, have fun in that delusional tard fam denial phase
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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campus corner

A hotspot in Norman consisting of bars and many other things but the people just care about the bars. This is where all the fags known as OU tards go to drink, get fucked up, and get grinded on by random hoes everyday. Everyone from freshman to seniors will pull up here because it is so easy to get into any of these bars with a fake ID because it's an OU tard checking them. After spending an hour or two here, everyone will end up out like a light.
Hey, bro I just got my fake yesterday, let's go to one of the bars on campus corner and get fucked up.
by TurnM3Up December 06, 2019
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throw neck

The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
by TurnM3Up December 06, 2019
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University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 09, 2020
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fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020
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horns down

A gay ass hand sign that an OU tard does to try to put down the University of Texas. They are trying to disrespect UT and always have their name in their mouth despite UT not doing anything wrong to them. OU tards are classless and have zero respect for anyone even though UT has always been the superior college and will continue to be for the foreseeable future.
Oklahoma plays Iowa State today but these OU tards will still flash the horns down sign if the camera ends up on them because they always have Texas' name in their mouth.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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